THE PRINCE GOES ON A COUGAR HUNT
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Apr 20, 2012 8:21 am
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At least that's what everyone was thinking. Upon seeing me at the casino hotel with my mommy. From the girl at the hotel check in, to the lesbian couple in the elevator and the group of waitresses at the buffet that were too busy gossiping about me to refill my Pepsi.
It was really quite annoying. But the worst were the ones who looked like the pussy that swallowed the canary. The ones who's faces screamed "The liberated women's movement is working!".
"That middle aged man is gambling with women over 80 while I'm boning men who are 18".
Can you see the sickness or is it just me?  amp;
But the joke will be on you when you are 80. Raising your children alone teaches them nothing about family. So when you are 80 there will be NO ONE to take you gambling.
And my mom is only 68 by the way. 
THE PRINCE OPENS UP HIS SUMMER COTTAGE ON THE LOCH
So you say it's just another conspiracy theory. But I will argue that this is reality. Kinda like when my mother accused someone of stealing.
We never opened the campsite last year you see. And someone took our ladder evidently. The one we left underneath the trailer for uncovering.
I said to that. Someone just borrowed it and forgot to put it back. Cause I really do try to find the goodness in man.
I never ever jump to conclusions. 
But in hindsight. Mom was right. An all aluminum ladder is worth a good twenty five.
$25 bucks as scrap metal that is. So yes someone stole it. I gotta admit.
But there was so much arguing. How can I make mom see? That she is now the dependent not me.
I nearly went crazy with her criticism of my driving. And when I turned up the radio she continued in signing. The hand gestures and facial expressions kept on complaining.
When you care for a single parent how do you tell them that for their own good they are no longer running the show?
The queen needs to know or the prince will need to go. 
This just in through the bedroom door. We just got a call from way up north. Our ladder turned up under the neighbors porch.
Seems mom forgot that they asked to borrow it last fall. And expecting them to come back first in the spring she told them to keep it and all. Living with mom is enough to make a man ball.
It's a good thing she likes jamming Dokken. 
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CHICAGO TO MANISTEE AND ANYWHERE IN BETWEEN LETS GO FISHING!
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Apr 4, 2012 7:50 am
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I might not be able to save your soul but I sure can save your summer. With unseasonably warm weather. Log off now! Before it's too late. Friends with or without benefits or we can call it a date.
And I promise not to mention I am looking for a mate. 
This Internet shit has gone on too long. It's time to give up the virtual and start having real fun. Life was so much better before technology tore it apart.
Not to mention we have forgotten how to love. 
But I don't have to love you. Unless you love me back. I'm just looking for friends to split the gas.
Other than that you will incur no expense. 
Unless your health insurance doesn't cover your birth control. 
That may seem like a tangent, but that's what this is about. Turn on the TV and it's all a bunch of big mouths. I for one am ready to turn it off.
Because yes we are free. Free to be free of bullshit that doesn't pertain to me. That is why I am ready to flee.
To Ludington Michigan if you please. I have five days off every week. All I need is someone to meet.
Someone like me who remembers how it used to be. Or someone like you that wants to know about when life was good. It's time to escape from this fucking zoo.
The chimpanzees have taken over. So before they rip off my penis and bite my left shoulder. Let's get far far away until they grow older.
They are fighting like a bunch of children. But we were not like them. We knew how to have fun way back when.
And it didn't always involve committing a sin. Unless it's a sin to burn gasoline these days. Let's go to the lake and burn a bunch of it.
Just to get their goat.
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KEEP IT ROCKIN NOW
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Mar 27, 2012 4:04 pm
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Click the link...
HAIR METAL TRIVIA
...and leave a comment.
Please. 
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama, papa callin' for you
I'm a space invader
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You're squawkin'
Like a big monkey bird
And I'm bustin' out my brains for the world
Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close mine luv
Freak out in a moonage daydream
Ohhh yeah
Don't fake it baby
Lay the real thing on me
The church of man love
Is such a holy place to be
Make me baby
Make me know you really care
Make me jump into the air
Whoa oh whoa oh whoa
Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close mine luv
Freak out to a moonage daydream
Ohh yeah
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GAY MEN ARE OUR FRIENDS...GONNA MISS THE SHEEP SKINS
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May 15, 2012 1:44 pm
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So my friend is picking up the Cavalier next week. Damn I'm gonna miss her. The SS is cool and all but there is some minor design flaw. The designers just slightly missed their mark. Nothing enduring about her at all.
I guess the designers weren't gay enough. 
But the late model Cavalier was perfect.
Yet I am a big man now. With a big car. I hope that gets my hand into a better brand of cookie jar. Cavalier type women. Well they just don't get it.
Trailer trash shit and all the bull shit that comes with it. 
Last one asked me if I'd be her pimp. 
And they wonder why men are turning gay at a record rate. Cause now that women are liberated there is no one to date. And when you scrounge one off the floor her period ends up late.
That isn't how you find a mate.
Anyway. It's all over the news today. The gay marriage debate. They love to fire us guys up. When in truth it doesn't even effect us.
If anything gay men help us.
But it's inevitable. Gay hate crimes will be up. Cause these assholes on TV refuse to shut up.
Listen up people. Why do we punish them for wanting to go to the steeple? It is swingers that should be poked with the needle.
People say I spew hate. And I often worry that some day I will be blamed. When some crazy fool reads me and goes out and hurts somebody.
Instead I want this to be my legacy. Cause one on one love for all is heavenly. And I mean that for everybody.
I hope that by reading my post that I prevent one hate crime you know.
Cause it's a little like a snake in the garden. There are these goofball people that will kill it no matter what kind it is. The kind that think every snake they see is a water moccasin.
But as we civilized folks know. That is not the case yo. Some snakes be very beneficial.
So instead of beating up a gay guy this summer. Look for a married couple that is stealing your potential lovers. Then shit and piss in their hot tub like none other.
And if you don't gotta go. There is something you should know. A jar of lemonade mix and baby ruth bars do the damage ten fold.
All I'm saying is this. Know who the enemy really is. And when the time is right take a massive shit.
(Y)
~^~
They may think the bisexual unicorn did it.
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BECAUSE WE HAVE TO ATTACK THE MIDDLE CLASS
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May 14, 2012 4:48 pm
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We all know the rich live like idiots. They always have. But since George Bush separated the classes. We have a new problem. Half the people in this country are living like idiots.
And when middle class men start keeping harems of single women our world has ended.
That's why Obama hasn't won me over. "No new taxes for household incomes under $200,000 a year." But those people earning lower six figures are the ones that are destroying this country for the rest of us.
The rich don't effect me. I'm not dating super models you see? The problem is with married middle class couples dabbling.
Dabbling in polygamy. A little bit of bisexuality. Maybe even an attempt at pornography. God forbid bestiality. It's all a bit predatory.
That's the final message I wanted to send. That and that I love all you gay men! Kudos to you for walking away from liberated women.
I wish I could live without them too. 
So on your behalf. I sent this letter to Fox and Friends. Hope it will start to put us on the mend.
Cause the biggest problem in America right now is that the women hate the men. The feeling is reciprocated and then. All we do is get together for sex.
Cause we still need it. 
Is that any way to live?
Really! 
Where's the love at?
There's no love anymore. For the single white male. Now that most single women have become whores.
Anywho. Without further ado. Here is the letter I sent to Fox News. 
I have to be honest with you. The Republican Party is losing me. And it's all because of Fox News.
I've watched it religiously for four years running. And now I find it insulting. To my intelligence anyways.
"The same sex marriage issue will sway SWING voters away from Obama."
What about SWINGER voters? The most heinous evil this country has ever seen since AIDS cured their disease in the very early eighties. And set the Christian conservative single white male FREE.
These people are one step up from the man with the van asking little girls if they want some candy outside the school yard. Predators of everything we believe. The sanctity of marriage. Christianity. And one on one love for everybody.
Not polygamy!
So what about Mitt Romney? Let's start asking questions that matter! The harem keeping people of the world must be tattered.
That's why we are fighting in the Middle East isn't it?
I mean, it can't be about the price of gasoline.
Ron Paul has the right idea. Legalize prostitution. It's time to shut down "free love" forever.
Cause any single girl willing to fool around with married people would do it for cash in a minute.
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BUYING THE SS THIS WEEK
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May 14, 2012 8:15 am
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So I am done blogging. Finally free! Reliable wheels will take me away from all of this bullshit you see?
I hope so anyways. There are so many damaged goods out there these days. Not sure if there is any escape.
But I have to try it. 
Hope you all have a great summer.
Hope I don't get a disease.
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HIP HIP HOORAY FOR ROMNEY
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May 14, 2012 7:17 am
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I know I've been pro Obama for the last few weeks. But this last week and weekend I witnessed some things. And in the end "change" has been too much for me.
Having seen it happen before in my beloved home town of Dolton. The tell tale signs that Chesterton is now on the chopping block have become too evident. And even though I hate polygamists we have to do something to stop this.
I apologize to you all for my lapse in reason.
But having seen it. In the town I grew up in. I gotta tell ya it looks like shit.
I mean, I can buy my childhood home right now for 10% of it's last sold value.
And it's not gonna happen here if I can help it.
Romney is the choice for me. Cause we will never legalize polygamy. At least not in this country.
But what's been going on for the last four years has become reality.
And it's time to pull the rug out from under it.
Yeah when you see a brand new BMW parked in front of a run down duplex with foot tall dandelions in place of the lawn.
You may too have a problem started.
"Change" and all.
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HAIR CUTS FOR HIPPIES...WHY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WON'T WIN THE ELECTION
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May 11, 2012 5:52 pm
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Every night is the same old thing
Baby I tried, yeah I tried
Let's put an end to this misery
Baby I cried, yeah I cried
So hot - stone cold, why'd you let me go
You got a heartless heart
Got a heart of stone
You got a heartless heart
And it's just gonna bring you down
You tell me things that I know ain't true
Baby you lied, yeah you lied
I just wanted to be with you
Baby I tried, yeah I tried
So hot - stone cold, why'd you let me go
You got a heartless heart
Got a heart of stone
You got a heartless heart
And it's just gonna bring you down
You got a heartless heart of stone
It's bringing me down- baby
You had to play the only game you've known
With my heart- with my heart- oh
Every night is the same old thing
Baby I tried, yeah I tried
Let's put an end to this misery
Baby I cried, yeah I cried
It wasn't a hippie though was it? It was a stoner! A long haired blond boy just like I was right around the time you did it.
And you forcefully cut his hair.
We know who the hippies are. And they aren't like us at all. They have become the mean people.
Since freedom has rung.
I say it's time to crack the bell of freedom one last time.
Tax all these mother fuckers running off to foreign countries with our money.
America's money!
It's time to take it back for crimes of treason. 
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ASSY LOVES YOU REALLY
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May 11, 2012 9:57 am
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I meant "ass fucking preists" but that's just the OCD in me talking.
I do feel sorry for the one girl who comments on my posts. Looked at her pictures the other night. She is exactly what I have described. Her husband is her age by twice. And she brings home other young women for him like a cat does mice.
There are other old men in the pictures so she might not be the only victim. They might have a club of old men with young women. And when they get together they enjoy sharing them.
That's not swinging. That's predatory. And he is more of a pimp than a husband.
Yet she comments so diligently. And she is never mean. I hope that I am helping her think.
I mean, I hope she works all this out. And then she opens her mouth. Exposes these men out loud.
On TV even.
Our nation needs to know what is happening and it starts with you baby.
And if you need a new start I promise you this. Come here to live and we will live Christian. Forever and ever without sin.
No I'm not trying to save her. Maybe trying to save myself if anything. But more importantly I am trying to save our country.
Your husband is that man at the playground. "Hey little girl want some candy." And that's fucking scary.
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GETTING THE GOAT OUT OF THE GHETTO
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May 10, 2012 5:09 pm
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Cause that's what happens. They get sucked into those gangs and shit. Then getting them out becomes the problem.
Call it cultural differences. I call it criminal. That noose they keep around our potential wives should never be confused with freedom.
Freedom to go from one gang banger to another and then be discarded like yesterdays trash when they no longer serve their purpose is cruel and unusual punishment at best.
I met a girl this week. Really bad teeth. I'm sure that's why she fell into that life. Looking for the company of non judgmental types. The thing about people who aren't judgmental though is that they are usually garbage themselves.
But she is so beautiful. Double D's. She actually weighs less than me. And with those teeth she's sure to stay that way. I watched her eat at the casino buffet.
Fucking corn cob looked like a Chia Pet when she was done with it.
Yeah dating girls that didn't have fluoride in the drinking water growing up has it's benefits. 
Not that she can whistle.
But she is fantastic. She told me I would have to buy her a ring big enough to hide the gang banger tattoo that is wrapped around her finger. I would prefer to go with braided leather and get her a hell of a dentist.
And something tells me she would go for that trade off in a minute.
Now all jokes aside. This chick I really like. But at the same time. I value my life. Yet my options are so few when looking for a wife.
Is it worth it? Fighting for love. Even if in the end it could be dangerous!
As a true Christian is that a chance I need to take. Just like Jesus did. When Mary Magdalen came over to hang.
Hang out that is. 
Or at this point when looking for a bride. Is it better to import something from Russia that will look better in white? And leave these branded women to their own device.
I really like her. So what should I do? Cause I want to date her but I don't want to be the victim of a drive by shoot.
And in the end. If she is my Godsend. How do I keep her friends from coming to our wedding?
Gotta keep appearances.
Is it just me or has lower class dating in America just become fucking nasty? Stepping down so others may step up. Gotta tell ya this totally sucks.
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THE GIRL NEXT DOOR "DREAM" ENDED A NIGHTMARE
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May 9, 2012 5:36 am
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The worst kind of nightmare for a man like me. Cause we have created a monster in our society. And to justify it with the words of Jesus is no less of a blasphemy.
Makes my words the words of an angel in comparison.
Will we remember these years of hatred reversed? Will our nation someday reverse it's course? And if we do will we repeat it again in the future? Hasn't this all happened before? Or this time has it gone further and rotted us to the core?
Irreconcilable differences between Christian men and whores.
Am I any different? Having bedded over 200 women. Does that in the end make me the sinner? And by default the once hated has become the winner. Is this my punishment for being a heart breaker?
Do the statistics matter? STD's skyrocketing like bugs on a windshield splattered. Is being "free" and diseased somehow better? For women liberated sexually I send out this letter. Can we ever again find the center?
Cause my sins of the past. Well they are just that. I now get laid six times a year as a matter of fact. Do the math. That makes me the safest path.
Of these other men. You are all sharing them. Consider the census. There are so few of them. But somehow you see that as getting even.
Giving in to the very same evil. Men who will never be faithful. But you no longer see them hateful. Justifying their actions as something natural. "All men are dogs" in your mind is factual.
And that being the case. You want the dog with the biggest dong in your face. On your knees you feel no disgrace.
Damaged goods I'd hate to say. amp;
But they will soon be offering an anti AIDS pill. The final piece of the puzzle that makes everything "chill". But being able to do everything sexually was not God's will.
How can we make this all go away? And never forget it happened at some later day. It's time to say reparations have been paid!
Bring yourself back to us before it's too late. This time to stay. In holy Christian matrimony.
Cause at the end of the day. Ladies. I have learned my lesson.
Now it's gotta be about redemption.
Join me for a little up in my camper. 
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I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE LIBERATED WOMEN'S MOVEMENT ANYWAYS
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May 8, 2012 2:02 pm
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It starts with people who work in offices. Those who have suffered most in the computer age. Taking a cut in pay but getting 10 times more done in a day. Gotta love technology. Makes life better so they say.
But this doesn't include women at banks. Your business failed I'm sorry to say. Time for you to take a cut in pay. Government bail out? Hell no no way!
The raise should go to those who slaved through this bad economy. Not to women that got jobs at casinos cause by hiring a woman they didn't have to hire a black man. Affirmative action is a kick in the pants. It's led to women making more money than men. And now they are too good to marry us my friends.
Has something to do with the fake titties I bet.
The increase in pay should go to men AND WOMEN who do the mundane. The unsung hero's with no fun and play. This country would stop running without us in less than a day.
Are we any less likely to go blind than say a welder? MORE LIKELY I bet I'd hate to tell ya. And the stress of a fast paced office job is more likely to be a heart stopper.
Those fucking computers are burning our eyes out.
Yet we do not consider these things. They think we deserve less cause we work in safety. But my hemorrhoids tell a different story.
They're a fucking tripping hazard.
Yet there is no glory for a job if your hands don't get dirty.
Yes it is time for a change. The old school of thought gets in our way. Clerical work is what moves this country.
And it's time for all of us to be moving on up.
After all we are the educated.
Cause it used to be the guy with the tie made more than the blue collar guy. So I don't mind attaching my life to women's rights. Cause at the end of the day we will all go blind.
And when that happens we should have enough money to retire in style.
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