***As this site is NOT a 'public forum', by posting anything on it we have not consented for the subject matter to be in the 'public eye'. Any use of any of our photographs, text, posts, or other matter on our profile on this website will be prosecuted both under standard copyright law and Digital Millenium law.*** We're pretty down :) That's us. We've moved a lot in the past few years, from Los Angeles and Minneapolis to Portland to Seattle. Lookin to finally settle down somewhere and make some real friends; also lookin to have some fun! Our family is our primary focus, but we're both open to fun times and some new ideas; we come with a in the mix but we can make up for it with experience! We're both pretty avid readers and gamers--guess that makes us nerds, but nerds are hot! We're into both video and board games--Lucy can probably kick your boyfriends butt at Halo, and Jake rarely loses a match of Axis and Allies--as well as naughty adult games :) We do hot nerd well though--we're also both into outfits, high heels, toys, and chains, so go figure. We're also both respectful and protective of our planet, we support everyone's right to marry whoever they love (we're actually pretty much on the side of civil rights in whatever form they are needed) we believe firmly in the separation of church and state, we unequivocally support the Bill of Rights, we are socially liberal, fiscally conservative, and deeply patriotic if that helps to sum up our politics. We eat organic. We sew. We recycle. We meditate. We own guns and lawyers. We do vector calculus. We grow our own fruit. We volunteer. We know our rights. Education is power! We are pro-choice, pro-gun, pro-environment, pro-business, pro-military, pro-peace, pro-small government, pro-free speech (even and especially pro-speech we don't agree with), and we try very hard not to be anti-. Except anti-hate. We are very, very much anti-hate. Other than that we try to be pro. Every viewpoint has some validity. Just to be upfront with this, since so many people in this scene are not, we have the same basic STD that everyone else does--HPV, or genital warts. It comes in many forms; ours is pretty basic 'genital warts.' We are very safe-sex only, and with some basic precautions--which you should be using anyways--any play with us should be fine. But we want that to be out in the open ahead of time so we don't have to do five hundred uncomfortable conversations with everyone. Most of the people on this (or any) site have HPV too, just not everybody admits it. (Side note: If you know, you have to tell. That's the law, and really, it's a good law, amongst all the stupid ones.) We do NOT do "fluid exchange", as it was so delicately put in Demolition Man. We do not do needles or anything else. (No problem with needles on a moral level--just a practical one) We do not engage in risky behavior that doesn't have a fun facotr at least exponentially greater than its risk factor. Some opportunites in life should not be passed up on, but most should be treated with grains of salt and extra-strength condoms.

My Ideal Person Our ideal person (people!) is a young/old hot/not couple/single girl who defies all categories! We are not interested in single guys, so please dont waste your and our time! This site shows who's viewed your profile; if Lucy notices you looked at us and she wants to contact you, she will. If you're a single guy and you initiate contact with us, you will be deleted unread. Nothing personal. Just not interested in single guys.

Ultimately, we're looking for people with open minds that we can connect with on ANY level, not just a sexual one. (Although once we start connecting on SOME levels, others tend to come naturally....especially with the people you meet on a sex site.) We're looking to teach and ALWAYS looking to learn. Maybe we're looking for you...and maybe you've been looking for us!

We're really not judgmental, but we ARE out for a good time! We're into BDSM, toys, movies, photos, sharing, probably into the weird thing you are, but if you're not honest and open, or if you're here for something we're not...well...you can waste your time if you want.

We do have a family, with a young toddler roaming around (although he's very good about nap time and night-night, so don't worry about him peeking at us once we start to meet each other....) so that does somewhat limit our options in terms of going out to meet you, but if we're mutually interested we can always work something out! But someone who is good with kids (or at least not terrified of them) will always be a big plus for us!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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